Bacon, Cheese, and Green Onion Crescent Rolls

this was entirely for comfort and I wasn’t going to say anything about it to anyone, but...

You don’t bake. You have never baked. Baking is science and cooking is playtime. That’s how you have always felt about it. You have nothing but absolute respect and admiration for bakers. What they do is an alchemy that you will never fully understand. Bow to the masters. Watch Great British Baking Show over and over and you still just won’t understand …