Shepherd’s Pie

maybe if you eat the whole thing you can sleep through the election/apocalypse.

Things you’ll need: A bunch of russet potatoes or a mix, a bunch of butter, milk/cream, optional cheddar, one egg yolk. Onion, carrot, garlic, thyme and rosemary. A couple of pounds of lamb and/or beef. Tomato paste, some broth, flour, Worcestershire, peas (frozen or canned), optional corn, pants with an elastic waistband, salt and pepper.

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