Tartar Sauce

because you always want pickles

things you’ll need: mayo, optional crème fraîche (or yogurt or a little sour cream or some such), pickle of your choice (dill, cornichon, sweet pickle relish, etc), lemon, fresh dill and/or parsley (or tarragon or chives), shallot (or other onion or onion powder), dijon, optional capers, optional Worcestershire (or coconut aminos), optional hot sauce, s…